Ruh-Roh!
Jul 25, 2014 9:22:35 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 9:22:35 GMT
That's right, something just happened that was so awful I had to implement my iconic catchphrase, "Ruh-roh!" I'm Scooby-Doo; this is my gang, Fred, Velma, Daphne, and Shaggy; this is our trusty Mystery Machine, with a powerful engine that should easily get us to tonight's hoppin' discotheque party; and this is my secret stash of Scooby Snacks for the road, because you know what they always say-- never look a gift horse in the mouth, unless you're trying to gauge its blood alcohol level!
Well anyway, I may or may not have goofed a bit when I said that the Mystery Machine was "trusty", and that it had a "powerful engine", and that it could "easily get us to tonight's hoppin' discotheque party." Because once we ignore the fact that the disco palace is a two hour drive out into the middle of nowhere, it's perfectly reasonable to be mad about how the dang thing broke down on us! Maybe it overheated, maybe it had a flat tire, maybe it was out of gas... I don't know, I'm a dog, not a mechanic! Plus, Fred only got his license last year and he's still pretty shaky behind the wheel, so he sure doesn't know what he's looking at either. But don't despair! We just so happened to break down right in front of what appears to be a 24-acre country club!
Well anyway, I may or may not have goofed a bit when I said that the Mystery Machine was "trusty", and that it had a "powerful engine", and that it could "easily get us to tonight's hoppin' discotheque party." Because once we ignore the fact that the disco palace is a two hour drive out into the middle of nowhere, it's perfectly reasonable to be mad about how the dang thing broke down on us! Maybe it overheated, maybe it had a flat tire, maybe it was out of gas... I don't know, I'm a dog, not a mechanic! Plus, Fred only got his license last year and he's still pretty shaky behind the wheel, so he sure doesn't know what he's looking at either. But don't despair! We just so happened to break down right in front of what appears to be a 24-acre country club!
CAST OF CHARACTERS
Scooby-Doo : Bandit
Fred : Mister M
Velma : Pandora
Daphne : Rellim
Shaggy : Terry
The Phantom : Lucas
Bert The Creepy Groundskeeper : Pen
Granny Moogins : Tryina
Scooby-Doo : Bandit
Fred : Mister M
Velma : Pandora
Daphne : Rellim
Shaggy : Terry
The Phantom : Lucas
Bert The Creepy Groundskeeper : Pen
Granny Moogins : Tryina
As every self-respecting teenager knows, you can only get the real boogie going at 2am, so of course the club was closed-- but some people never sleep! Not in a spooky way, of course; I'm merely referring to the kind old woman who happened to live in an apartment built onto the top floor of the country restaurant, situated northwest of the golf course and southeast of the swimming pool. Granny Moogins immediately responded to our cry for help, bounding out of the building in her jammies, while also carrying along the necessities: a gallon of oil, two car batteries, a toolkit, and a fresh-baked apple pie. However, it required a chunk of change to keep her enormous private club running, not only because of the care-taking requirements, but also because at least four members would pass away every month. (Not because of any spooky happenings, of course; I'm merely referring to the tendency for people with such memberships to be senior citizens as well.)
Although the gang and I would have gladly volunteered our snooping services anyway, Granny Moogins felt it best that she only fix up our van if we first help get rid of her recent ghost infestation. You heard right! Despite sounding like the perfect destination for leisure and comfort, this isolated location was actually the scene of multiple crimes! Exhibit A: Some random guy that nobody knows, found floating facedown in the deep end of Granny Moogins' pristine pool. Cause of death? Ghosty stuff. Exhibit B: Some random guy that one other guy claimed to have known, found impaled with a golf flag next to hole #13. Cause of death? Ghostier stuff. Exhibit C: That guy that claimed to know the other guy, found sprawled out on the tennis court, a shuttlecock rammed down his esophagus. Cause of death? Ghostiest stuff. Well, Fred and Velma went looking for clues on the golf course, Daphne sort of stumbled off in the general direction of the tennis courts, and Shaggy and I made a beeline for the restaurant!
"Would you boys like some more of that apple pie?" asked Granny Moogins understandingly.
"Like, yes please!" exclaimed Shaggy, licking his chops. I ruffed a little as well to show my appreciation.
Fred and Velma should tell us all about the clues they're finding! Daphne should tell us all about the danger she's encountering! Shaggy should tell me about all the ingredients he's going to include in his SUPER MEGA AWESOME COLLAB-WITH-SCOOB SANDWICH in the restaurant! The Phantom shouldn't do anything but wobble around looking spooky, because he's dead and isn't actually participating! Bert The Creepy Groundskeeper should tell us all about what he saw that night with the deaths, and maybe throw in a bit of terrifying innuendo! Granny Moogins should go into the kitchen and bake some more pies! grumpy
Although the gang and I would have gladly volunteered our snooping services anyway, Granny Moogins felt it best that she only fix up our van if we first help get rid of her recent ghost infestation. You heard right! Despite sounding like the perfect destination for leisure and comfort, this isolated location was actually the scene of multiple crimes! Exhibit A: Some random guy that nobody knows, found floating facedown in the deep end of Granny Moogins' pristine pool. Cause of death? Ghosty stuff. Exhibit B: Some random guy that one other guy claimed to have known, found impaled with a golf flag next to hole #13. Cause of death? Ghostier stuff. Exhibit C: That guy that claimed to know the other guy, found sprawled out on the tennis court, a shuttlecock rammed down his esophagus. Cause of death? Ghostiest stuff. Well, Fred and Velma went looking for clues on the golf course, Daphne sort of stumbled off in the general direction of the tennis courts, and Shaggy and I made a beeline for the restaurant!
"Would you boys like some more of that apple pie?" asked Granny Moogins understandingly.
"Like, yes please!" exclaimed Shaggy, licking his chops. I ruffed a little as well to show my appreciation.
Fred and Velma should tell us all about the clues they're finding! Daphne should tell us all about the danger she's encountering! Shaggy should tell me about all the ingredients he's going to include in his SUPER MEGA AWESOME COLLAB-WITH-SCOOB SANDWICH in the restaurant! The Phantom shouldn't do anything but wobble around looking spooky, because he's dead and isn't actually participating! Bert The Creepy Groundskeeper should tell us all about what he saw that night with the deaths, and maybe throw in a bit of terrifying innuendo! Granny Moogins should go into the kitchen and bake some more pies! grumpy