Netherlands Vs. Argentina YAY
Jul 9, 2014 20:10:50 GMT
Post by Rellim on Jul 9, 2014 20:10:50 GMT
This is the BEST GAME EVER and I’ve been enjoying playing it so much. Unfortunately, there have been some events distracting me from its great glory, as you will learn in this story:
Yesterday HR suddenly decided they didn’t have enough information about me to give me a paycheck after paying me all year and they needed me to fill out all this paperwork. Somehow, the paperwork led them to the name of some Elizabeth I. Miller in Indiana (my middle name does not being with I, I am not from Indiana) who they had and some DO NOT PAY list. They made it very clear I needed to bring in my SSI card and passport today in order to get my monies. HR opens at 9am and before 10 I already had two missed calls and a text from a coworker saying they’d come up to the floor to look for me. OMG, WTF CALM DOWN. So I get my stuff together and head out the door around 10:30 and halfway to work I realized I’d gotten another missed called. After the three previous messages about how it was imperative that I bring in the documents IMMEDIATELY if I wanted to be able to get paid, I put on the fourth and final message and it said, “Hello Elizabeth, the time is currently 10:43 and I just received a call from payroll saying they’ve obtained the information they need and they are clear to cut your check. You do not need to bring in your documents. It was brought to our attention that you don’t work today. You didn’t need to come in on your day off. Thank you!” STOP IT WORK, YOU’RE BEING BIPOLAR AND IT’S STRESSING ME OUT.
Man, after sharing that I need to unwind. What better to help me do so than a nice joke? How about this one:
I’ve never been to Europe, but I wouldn’t pass up the opportunity if Nicole invited me to her Netherlands
What a good chuckle. Talking about someone as attractive as Nicole makes me think of how pretty all our Big Brothers are, especially Anka. However, there is one participant her who we all know takes the cake when it comes to beauty. In fact, I took the liberty to write him a completely original poem praising his beauty. One Direction were completely supportive of this because they too couldn’t help but notice this one special referee while watching the World Cup from the UK.
Mister M, this is for you:
You’re insecure,
Don’t know what for,
You’re turning heads when you walk down that grass floor,
Don’t need make up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough,
Everyone else in the stadium can see it,
Everyone else but you,
Baby you ref up my world like nobody else,
The way that you blow that whistle gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the field it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know (oh oh),
You don’t know you’re beautiful!
If only you saw what I can see,
You’d understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know (oh oh),
You don’t know you’re beautiful!
(Oh oh)
That’s what makes you beautiful!
Hey @terrycraig, you should come post about how good looking Mister M is too!
VIVA ARGENTINA!
Yesterday HR suddenly decided they didn’t have enough information about me to give me a paycheck after paying me all year and they needed me to fill out all this paperwork. Somehow, the paperwork led them to the name of some Elizabeth I. Miller in Indiana (my middle name does not being with I, I am not from Indiana) who they had and some DO NOT PAY list. They made it very clear I needed to bring in my SSI card and passport today in order to get my monies. HR opens at 9am and before 10 I already had two missed calls and a text from a coworker saying they’d come up to the floor to look for me. OMG, WTF CALM DOWN. So I get my stuff together and head out the door around 10:30 and halfway to work I realized I’d gotten another missed called. After the three previous messages about how it was imperative that I bring in the documents IMMEDIATELY if I wanted to be able to get paid, I put on the fourth and final message and it said, “Hello Elizabeth, the time is currently 10:43 and I just received a call from payroll saying they’ve obtained the information they need and they are clear to cut your check. You do not need to bring in your documents. It was brought to our attention that you don’t work today. You didn’t need to come in on your day off. Thank you!” STOP IT WORK, YOU’RE BEING BIPOLAR AND IT’S STRESSING ME OUT.
Man, after sharing that I need to unwind. What better to help me do so than a nice joke? How about this one:
I’ve never been to Europe, but I wouldn’t pass up the opportunity if Nicole invited me to her Netherlands
What a good chuckle. Talking about someone as attractive as Nicole makes me think of how pretty all our Big Brothers are, especially Anka. However, there is one participant her who we all know takes the cake when it comes to beauty. In fact, I took the liberty to write him a completely original poem praising his beauty. One Direction were completely supportive of this because they too couldn’t help but notice this one special referee while watching the World Cup from the UK.
Mister M, this is for you:
You’re insecure,
Don’t know what for,
You’re turning heads when you walk down that grass floor,
Don’t need make up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough,
Everyone else in the stadium can see it,
Everyone else but you,
Baby you ref up my world like nobody else,
The way that you blow that whistle gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the field it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know (oh oh),
You don’t know you’re beautiful!
If only you saw what I can see,
You’d understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know (oh oh),
You don’t know you’re beautiful!
(Oh oh)
That’s what makes you beautiful!
Hey @terrycraig, you should come post about how good looking Mister M is too!
VIVA ARGENTINA!