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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 16:44:43 GMT
Meanwhile, while Tryina was busy steering the adventure in awful directions, the real Inspector and Constable were sat aboard a spaceship being pregnant. Constable wasn't sure how he was pregnant too, but he was hoping it was a girl. Occasionally a lady with an eyepatch would come in and bring them tea.
"Would you like sugar with your tea?" asked the lady with the eyepatch, addressing Inspector Spacetime.
"No thank you, I prefer it mixed in," said the Inspector.
Constable chuckled and then rubbed his swollen belly from all the effort. He remarked, "We'll never make it out for some fun in this state!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 17:19:48 GMT
Note: Did I ruin this adventure? Lol, I had thought the first rule was making a crazy adventure? OK, I'll be more organized and will not steer the story in crazy directions. ------------------------------
The lady with the eyepatch left and the two had all the room to themselves. They were floating because there was no gravity in space. "Ah, how pleasant floating is!" Inspector Spacetime said, and went to float beside Constable M. The constable was thinking about what name should he give to his baby. P.S: Are you making me a Pandora X Mr.M shipper?! Hell no you potatoing won't!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 19:19:48 GMT
wh is tryina swearing all the time?
also omg guys the baby just kicked
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 21:10:29 GMT
i really hope my baby isnt river song because i'm pretty attracted to her. and since tyrina was right and i hate being called m'am i'll take her advice about solo and call up this guy
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 1:05:31 GMT
OMG! It's me!!!
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Post by Rellim on Jul 7, 2014 2:15:48 GMT
With a pained scream and a grunt of agony, Constable M have birth to a miniature version of full grown Lucas Solo on the dining room table.
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Post by BigSam on Jul 7, 2014 5:04:10 GMT
And with that, and the posting of the new weeks task, let's wrap this up.
Pandora and Mister M please distribute any points you feel are warranted in the main task thread.
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Post by Big Linda on Aug 7, 2014 5:46:00 GMT
The next person please write Inspector Spacetime fanfiction, minimum of 5 paragraphs. Bonus if you make the Inspector Terry Craig. Double bonus if you ship him with his constable Lucas.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2014 16:46:06 GMT
"Let's go visit another time and place," said the constable, who also happened to be Lucas. He directed this request at the inspector, who also happened to be Terry Craig. The inspector suggested that they visit 1930's Nazi Germany, just for kicks. The constable agreed, so off they went.
But when they got there, it was really nothing but scary white people goose-stepping and heiling Hitler. There were no fun adventures, and there were plenty of people in danger but it was a fixed point in history or whatever, so the inspector couldn't do anything. The inspector and the constable got really depressed and rethought a bunch of their life choices.
The inspector admitted that he had not expected this era to be so horrible, and he suggested that maybe they could find a more exciting time, like 1430's England. So they went there and finally met some nice people, but everyone was super dumb and uncreative and did nothing but farm and stuff. The inspector and constable had a bit of an existential crisis after seeing so many undetermined people getting nowhere with their lives, and they decided it was best to find some other time and place to have a fun adventure.
Soon they decided on 1830's United States. Fortunately there were plenty of vibrant characters in every town they went to, all doing their part to build a great country. However, the inspector and constable soon realized that it was really nothing but some more scary white guys, and the adventure was ruined when they accidentally encountered a bunch of slaves being put up for sale. The constable couldn't handle it and he decided that the only possible solution was to go to a time and place without any humans, so they traveled to the dinosaur ages.
There were a bunch of really cool dinosaurs, and the constable was pretty happy at first, but then they started trying to eat him and then the big mean ones were always fighting and slaughtering each other and the whole thing was ruined again. The inspector was really old though, and he had seen every corner of the universe and stuff, and he said, "That's just the way life goes." And then he made out with the constable.
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Post by Big Anka on Aug 7, 2014 17:07:16 GMT
So now I guess we need someone to draw an illustration for that.
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