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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 7:24:19 GMT
more like poopeki no kyopoop
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 7:25:22 GMT
more like poopeki no kyopoop OK, let's call it that, because this is an adventure that runs on crack.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 7:32:14 GMT
The primitive men marvelled at the new arrivers. "Rrummpff tillff toooo?" asked one of them. "I'm sorry, I don't speak-- monkey," said Inspector Spacetime, raising an eyebrow. "Ba-na-na?" "Ziiuu ennze ziiuu nnzkrrmüü," explained the cavemen. "I think they've been visited by a time traveller before... those utterances seem somewhat familiar," said Bandit. "Don't be ridiculous, Bandit," said Bee as she climbed out of the tunnel. "What's ridiculous?" asked Betsy climbing out after Bee. Suddenly the three cavemen were hopping up and down in excitement. They gathered around Bee and Betsy and started repeating "Rakete Bee" and "Rinnzekete Betsy". "What is this, I don't like this," said Betsy. Now two of the cavemen ran away and came back with two makeshift crowns, and what appeared to be two electric guitars made out of twigs and dirt. They put the crowns on Betsy and Bee's head and put the primitive proto-guitars into their hands. Then they started chanting: "Nikoteenva leumvi godin marahoo anaex tasienal kowhole!" grumpy Terry slowly began to understand: "You know, I think they want you to be their queens.... their queens of the Stone Age!" it's a good thing I always have my guitar with me! i can play my favorite one direction songs! What do you think cavefolk? (cavemen is sexist) As they were surrounded by the cavemen, Inspector Spacetime accidentally moved herself and Constable M, and they were transported to another time and place. They arrived at a strange, walled place. The people looked like they were wearing those type of clothing you could see in medieval movies. "Where is this place?" Inspector Spacetime asked to a native of the place. "Are you crazy?! It's Shingashina, Wall Maria! Or are you one of those fancy Sina people?" awww i didn't get to find out if the cave people were harry styles fans too but medieval times? Lets go find some jousting and get a funnel cake mr constable! is shakespeare around? i'd like to meet him, i cant let that other time traveling guy have all the fun. Suddenly, the Earth shook in a rhythmic manner. "W..what is that?!" Inspector Spacetime exclaimed in worry. She looked at the wall, and saw a figure of pure muscle about 60 meters tall: Everyone around them panicked as it kicked open the large gates. Debris were flying everywhere. The smaller giants were rushing in to eat the citizens. "The titans have broken down the wall! Run and board the boats at the canals!" a native shouted to Inspector Spacetime and Constable M. They ran towards the canals, but a small titan picked the two of them up. "Constable M! I think we must get out of this situation!" the inspector panicked. "Kill the titan for me!" then a song started playing! this isn't a very coordinated adventure at all, now is it? Good lord, you're so late, we're in the Shingeki no Kyojin universe now. more like poopeki no kyopoop OK, let's call it that, because this is an adventure that runs on crack. ok
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Post by Rellim on Jul 6, 2014 7:59:39 GMT
Whoaa Bandit.
"What!" cried Mr. Constable M, "How am I supposed to kill the titan?! You're the strong heroine in this story, I'm just supposed to cheer you on!" Unfortunately Inspector Spacetime was unable to give a characteristic sassy response because the titan had begun tossing them up in the air like juggling balls. It was an exceptionally talented titan. The Inspector and Constable were growing increasingly dizzy and the the sky was growing increasingly dark. There was another loud rumble while the earth shook again and the Inspector hoped she'd open her eyes to a new place and time. Instead she found only a new sound. Though quiet and distant at first Inspector Spacetime recognized it immediately.
"OMGGG STOPPP!!!" she squealed in excitement. Apparently neither of them had attempted such a simple method of getting the titan to cease his tossing because it's all it took to get him to hold them still. The titan perked up his ears and as the sound grew closer and louder he slowly asked, "Best... song... ever..?"
At that moment the cavefolk from two times ago burst through the bushes, instruments in hand, belting, "AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER!"
"WE KNEW EVERY LINE NOW I CAN'T REMEMBERRR," joined in the Inspector and the titan, at top volume. Mr. Constable M had no clue what the song was or how the words went cause he's about as detached from pop culture as one can get, but no one from any part of space or time can resist the catchy tunage of 1D so he whipped out his best backup dancing routine while everyone else sang.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 8:07:35 GMT
One of the soldiers came in front of them, carrying two young children. "Hannes!" the boy shouted, "Why don't you save mom! And-w...why is the titan juggling?!" "Shut up, Eren." the girl responded. "I wasn't asking you! But... why is there 1D music here?!" The soldier, the Eren boy and the girl were all very confused with the current situation. Inspector Spacetime suddenly looked away and saw the three people. Hannes seemed to regain his composure, and ran away with the children to the canal. Why am I stuck in such a stupid adventure? the constable thought, I will get out of this insanity! He unconsciously bit his hand and became a titan.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 9:40:14 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 10:27:09 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 10:43:01 GMT
what, hat are those people doing here?
Edit : what people, not hat. no wait, there are hat people too!
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Post by Pen on Jul 6, 2014 14:48:54 GMT
"Dude, be a human so we can gtfo of this place." ordered Inspector Spacetime, and Mr. Constable sadly obeyed, returning to his usual size. They didn't really know why people from their past and their friends randomly popped up in their story, but it was fun. So Spacetime closed her eyes and said "This time I'm using my timetraveling powers to take all of us somewhere nice."
She concentrated all her strenght and when she opened her eyes again, she saw she was in a beautiful beach with her housemates and the friendly cavefolk. Falling to the ground, she felt weak. But it was cool because it was warm sand and she had a coconut in her hand, just chillin.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 15:05:47 GMT
oh yay a beach. is inspector okay though? i should paly some 1D music to help her recover her strength.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 15:27:09 GMT
The constable put on some 1D music, and Inspector Spacetime enjoyed herself to the singing of the British boy band. She asked Constable M: "Where are we?" "The sign there says we're at Lombok." "Lombok? Cool." the inspector slouched on her chair. "I've always heard about Lombok from Tryina. She says it's a nice place in her country. Btw, which country? Oh... I remember. Let's visit Tryina." "Don't you know how large Indonesia is?" Constable M asked. "This place has thousands of islands, y'know. And she says she lives in... Central Java? Where the potatoing hell is that?!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 15:32:48 GMT
Before the constable could "paly" anything, EDIT: But the radio broke and there was no 1D, so Terry ordered the cavefolk to play the music they knew, and it was "The Feel Good Hit of the Summer", which nobody realized were the same lyrics they were chanting earlier.
Everybody dug the tunes and was having stereotypical fun at the beach, like, with volleyballs and salsa. And fun bad dancing, and quirky sunglasses and fruity cocktails and everybody was laughing even when there was no joke or anything. Everything was just SO MUCH FUN and everyone was filled with happiness for no reason. Because Lombok was a magical beach of happiness.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 15:37:16 GMT
Before the constable could "paly" anything, EDIT: But the radio broke and there was no 1D, so Terry ordered the cavefolk to play the music they knew, and it was "The Feel Good Hit of the Summer", which nobody realized were the same lyrics they were chanting earlier. Everybody dug the tunes and was having stereotypical fun at the beach, like, with volleyballs and salsa. And fun bad dancing, and quirky sunglasses and fruity cocktails and everybody was laughing even when there was no joke or anything. Everything was just SO MUCH FUN and everyone was filled with happiness for no reason. Because Lombok was a magical beach of happiness. But, suddenly, Inspector Spacetime was reminded of her idea to visit Tryina. She forgot again where Central Java was. She checked her time machine and told it to make her and the constable visit Tryina. "Hold tight!" she told Constable M, "We're going on a trip!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 15:49:15 GMT
But then suddenly Inspector Spacetime remembered she had severe ADHD and forgot all about Central Java and thought "Well great, now that's a perfectly happy ending on the beach of happiness RUINED."
Constable was getting increasingly confused. "I'm scared," he said. "All this time travel is messing with my head. I don't know who I am anymore. Are we dead? Are we lost souls floating through time and space? And weren't all the other housemates supposed to be travelling with us? Where the hell are they now? WHERE?"
"Calm down, magee," Spacetime said decisively with newly found confidence. "Time to take this mother to Tryina because she can't bear to live a single damn day without us heroes."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 15:58:10 GMT
And so they time traveled to Tryina's province. But they did not know where was the city she lived in, so the time machine dropped them at Semarang. They contacted Tryina and asked where did she live. Tryina only answered, "Solo". What was this 'Solo' salsa she was saying? Is it a code? A city? A specification that only Inspector Spacetime could see her?
"Umm... sir," she asked a local, "What is this 'Solo' salsa? A city? A building?" "It's a city very far from here, ma'am." he said. "Don't you dare ma'am me!" locker
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