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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2014 20:35:09 GMT
Yeah killing everyone else probably would have been bad, I don't want to start being emo and wearing pinstripes all the time. But where are we now? I wonder who we'll meet here Mr. Constable! I hope they aren't like the witch in hanzel and gretel because im going to start investigating the area by eating the castle.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2014 22:54:37 GMT
what are the tree-like things suppsoed to be?
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Post by Pen on Jul 5, 2014 23:25:47 GMT
trees.
Inspector Spacetime walked up to the castle and started randomly biting its walls, leaving big holes. Suddenly, the Earl of Lemongrab appeared through the front gate and yelled at her ears: "This castle is in... unacceptable condiTION! UNACCEPTABLE!!1!" She didn't know what to do. And next thing you know, she's being held prisoner along with Mr. Constable.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 0:33:21 GMT
what are the tree-like things suppsoed to be? do you mean the lollipops or the cotton candy? (i mean the ) also, what kind of jumpy bastard could stand to have their digital clock down to the second on a computer
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 0:54:04 GMT
Fortunately, I found a spoon while eating the castle and have dug a hole we can escape through Mr. Constable! The floor was made of brownies so it was pretty easy. I thought of posting a picture but you all should know what a spoon looks like.
The only question is when does this tunnel to?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 3:21:00 GMT
I think all those brownies you've consumed have gone to your head, Inspector Spacetime--you're not making any sense!
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Post by Pen on Jul 6, 2014 5:14:08 GMT
The spacetime tunnel lead to a dark cave. Inspector Spacetime tried to find her way out, but couldn't really see much. Suddenly, there was light and in front of her there was a fire and three men. Among them sat Mr. Constable. "Come", he said. "I think these are cavemen. We went all the way back to the Stone Age. I'm not sure if they controled fire already back then but shut up this story is completely ridiculous anyway."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 5:49:57 GMT
The primitive men marvelled at the new arrivers.
"Rrummpff tillff toooo?" asked one of them.
"I'm sorry, I don't speak--monkey," said Inspector Spacetime, raising an eyebrow. "Ba-na-na?"
"Ziiuu ennze ziiuu nnzkrrmüü," explained the cavemen.
"I think they've been visited by a time traveller before... those utterances seem somewhat familiar," said Bandit.
"Don't be ridiculous, Bandit," said Bee as she climbed out of the tunnel.
"What's ridiculous?" asked Betsy climbing out after Bee.
Suddenly the three cavemen were hopping up and down in excitement. They gathered around Bee and Betsy and started repeating "Rakete Bee" and "Rinnzekete Betsy".
"What is this, I don't like this," said Betsy.
Now two of the cavemen ran away and came back with two makeshift crowns, and what appeared to be two electric guitars made out of twigs and dirt. They put the crowns on Betsy and Bee's head and put the primitive proto-guitars into their hands. Then they started chanting: "Nikoteenva leumvi godin marahoo anaex tasienal kowhole!"
Terry slowly began to understand: "You know, I think they want you to be their queens.... their queens of the Stone Age!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 6:56:57 GMT
it's a good thing I always have my guitar with me! i can play my favorite one direction songs! What do you think cavefolk? (cavemen is sexist)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 6:57:12 GMT
As they were surrounded by the polar cavemen, Inspector Spacetime accidentally moved herself and Constable M, and they were transported to another time and place.
They arrived at a strange, walled place. The people looked like they were wearing those type of clothing you could see in medieval movies. "Where is this place?" Inspector Spacetime asked to a native of the place. "Are you crazy?! It's Shingashina, Wall Maria! Or are you one of those fancy Sina people?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 7:06:40 GMT
awww i didn't get to find out if the cave people were harry styles fans too but medieval times? Lets go find some jousting and get a funnel cake mr constable!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 7:07:42 GMT
is shakespeare around? i'd like to meet him, i cant let that other time traveling guy have all the fun.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 7:20:50 GMT
Suddenly, the Earth shook in a rhythmic manner. "W..what is that?!" Inspector Spacetime exclaimed in worry. She looked at the wall, and saw a figure of pure muscle about 60 meters tall: Everyone around them panicked as it kicked open the large gates. Debris were flying everywhere. The smaller giants were rushing in to eat the citizens. "The titans have broken down the wall! Run and board the boats at the canals!" a native shouted to Inspector Spacetime and Constable M. They ran towards the canals, but a small titan picked the two of them up. "Constable M! I think we must get out of this situation!" the inspector panicked. "Kill the titan for me!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 7:20:54 GMT
then a song started playing!
this isn't a very coordinated adventure at all, now is it?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 7:22:36 GMT
then a song started playing! this isn't a very coordinated adventure at all, now is it? Good lord, you're so late, we're in the Shingeki no Kyojin universe now.
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